1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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