Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Houston, we have a blender
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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