he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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