let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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