he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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