I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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