What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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