She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
