Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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