If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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