Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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