I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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