what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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