I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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