So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
A+ Viking dick
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
