that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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