Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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