I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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