he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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