nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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