I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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