yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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