Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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