Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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