so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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