Why are handjobs necessary in class?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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