No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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