miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We talked him into tasing himself.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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