absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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