OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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