There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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