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(619): View more from California

i miss you so much

(858): View more from California

i miss you too

(858): View more from California

oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(208): View more from Idaho

Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...

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(727): View more from Florida

I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.

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