How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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