id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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