Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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