it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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