it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i need some magic done to my vagina
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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