Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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