And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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