google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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