I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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