Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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