GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
two words...techno handjob
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need to align my fucking chakras
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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