New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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