The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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