After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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