YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
even my farts smell like vagina
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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