haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Randomize
