...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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