Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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