Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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