Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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