Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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