i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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