He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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