I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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