hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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